Puppy Quotes and Sayings

 

I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. Davy Crockett

I would recommend to those persons who are inclined to stagnate, whose blood is beginning to thicken sluggishly in their veins, to try keeping four dogs, two of which are puppies. Elizabeth von Arnum

If it wasn't for puppies, some people would never go for a walk. Author Unknown

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? Charles Pierce

I'll be your puppy. What do you want me to do? Chew your slippers? Piss on the kitchen floor? Lick your nose? Sniff your crotch? I bet there's nothing a puppy can do that I can't do! Neil Gaiman

I'm glad I haven't got the sort of conscience I've got to nurse like a sick puppy all the time. William Faulkner

I'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like an overexcited puppy. Kylie Minogue

In a tiger's house there are no puppy dogs. Author Unknown

In Puppies Behind Bars, when the puppy is eight weeks old it is given to an inmate. The inmate is responsible for the dog. Doris Roberts

In their sympathies, children feel nearer animals than adults. They frolic with animals, caress them, share with them feelings neither has words for. Have they ever stroked any adult with the love they bestow on a cat? Hugged any grownup with the ecstasy they feel when clasping a puppy Jessamyn West

Inside every Newfoundland, Boxer, Elkhound and Great Dane is a puppy longing to climb on to your lap. Helen Thomson

Is puppy love the reason so many Americans are blind to the incompetence and waste of Republicans - who at a minimum are supposed to be good money managers - running Iraq reconstruction? Margaret Carlson

It may take practice to think more positively and more compassionately, but just as you must train a puppy to behave the way you want it to, you must train your mind to behave itself. Otherwise, like the puppy, your mind will just make a lot of messes. Tom Barrett

It's a good little drop for that young puppy to go. We've had animals dropped over the larger fence lines, and animals with broken legs. Dan Evans

It's impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more puppies. Author Unknown

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone. Bridget Hall

Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays. John Clayton

Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons, ball-poi nt pens, moving goldfish, cigarette butts, and cat food. Try to coax a little beef stew into their mouths and they look at you like a puppy when you stand over him with the Sunday paper rolled up. Ermma Bombeck

Many beggars always have puppies. They buy them on the illegal market for a few euros. The puppies are often sedated, so that they don't move around, and when they grow up, who knows what happens to them. Francesca Cantalini

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. Bern Williams

Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories! Dr. Tom Cat

Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in. Arthur Guiterman

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag. Christopher Meloni

People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead. Kate Jackson

Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life. Richard Allan Palm

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